Do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like oooh cupcakes
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
(via cumfort)
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
(Source: emblemthrees, via fake-mermaid)
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
(via pizza)
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
(via unswaggy)
The problems of writing
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
(Source: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king, via fake-mermaid)
