You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.
I’M CRYING YOU CAN BUY THIS IN THE PET SHOP
I want to buy this and go spray every girl at my school
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Who brought this back
i think i just accidentally emailed a selfie to university admissions, now i’m 100% confident they’ll accept me
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”